News from Earth about Earthlings that will make you not want to go there.

From The Med Guru

Humans in the country of Germany conducted an unusual study in which they determined staring at breasts is good for men's health and increases life expectancy. Researchers equate it with 30 minutes of exercise but only if subject of said objectivity is "well endowed." Apparently small breasts do not have the desired effect. We can only wonder if staring at the well endowed junk of males will do the same for females.

We would expect no less from the country of Germany who seems to have the most unusual sexual practices on the planet Earth, after Brazil and Japan respectively.