News from Earth about Earthlings that will make you not want to go there.

If this is your level of government and journalistic representation no wonder your government is bordering on the peak of economic collapse. We understand your immaturity and preoccupation with irrelevant events as the reporter April Ryan was about to get with Robert Gibbs all up in the press conference telling Gibbs, "don't play with me..." or else what, the earrings and shoes come off? If so we will place 300 quatloons on Ryan.

If only your press was as vigilant about other matters, perhaps the United States wouldn't be neck deep in trillions in debt and Middle East quagmires.