The Tiger Woods multiple choice quiz
Friday, November 27, 2009 | 
Posted by
UrQuan
You live in an ultra rich gated community.
It's 2:25am
You get in your Cadillac SUV and you pull out the driveway.
In the process you hit a fire hydrant and a tree in your neighbor's yard.
You wife breaks out a window with a golf club to pull you to safety (or so she says).
You're incoherent.
Police on the scene state your injuries are serious yet the hospital releases you with minor injuries.
You are:
It's 2:25am
You get in your Cadillac SUV and you pull out the driveway.
In the process you hit a fire hydrant and a tree in your neighbor's yard.
You wife breaks out a window with a golf club to pull you to safety (or so she says).
You're incoherent.
Police on the scene state your injuries are serious yet the hospital releases you with minor injuries.
You are:
- A: a terrible driver
- B: unable to handle the power of the Cadillac SUV so you lose control.
- C: blinded by your wife's radiant beauty.
- D: drunk in a mother******
- E: unable to convince your wife of your fidelity so she goes Bear Jew on you and your Escalade with a golf club.
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