News from Earth about Earthlings that will make you not want to go there.

WASHINGTON, D.C., United States - First there was the boy in the UFO balloon, which we thought was most amusing. Now we have Michaele and Tareq Salahi, attending a high profile state dinner of the president the United States uninvited, despite security protocols and procedures. It seems to have caused quite a stir.

While we will not judge your Reality TV genre or its grotesque forms of exhibitionism or why people would risk imprisonment over extreme publicity stunts, we are wondering what criminal penalties the Salahis will face since attending without an invitation is not deemed an illegal activity punishable by law in the United States. Trespassing perhaps? Perhaps lying to Secret Service? In fact some across the alliance ponder whether the Secret Service should face some disciplinary action for being lax in its duties. It was possible the Salahis could've been secret assassins trained in unarmed death touch techniques to give some dignitary a heart attack by patting them on the back but the entire event transpired without any transgressions or altercations.

What is of most interest to the alliance is the punishment designed for the Salahis. Will it be deemed fair or worthy of Abu Ghraib? We shall see. At the very least perhaps Michaele Salahi has increased her chances of appearing on "The Real Housewives of D.C." With the amount of lying and corruption in Washington D.C. it is ironic the Salahis are getting so much attention.